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NARRATOR".
When we last saw Robin...

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the artful Joker had hung him
on a gigantic Bat-Mobile...

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along with dozens of giant palette
knives, about to slice him to slivers...

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with Bruce Wayne securely tied
to a nearby chair...

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in the monstrous mobile room
of Joker's studio.

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In one moment, we'll find out
whether Robin's saved or shaved.

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Bruce, you've got to do something.

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- These blades are getting lower and lower.
- We've got one chance, Robin.

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If I can get to that governor
and stop this creation of Joker's.

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You can do it, Bruce.

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Stick With it.

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I seem to have loosened
one of these bonds.

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- Good work, Bruce.
- Robin, work yourself loose.

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Disengage one of those knives
and get down here.

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Quickly, disconnect the drive belt.

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That was close. Not much room for error.

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From now on, all the errors are on Joker.

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I think we'll prepare
a little surprise for him, Robin.

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Soon Robin will be gone forever
and I will be rich forever.

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When your priceless art treasures
are delivered to me.

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Joker, you could at least untie us.
My hands are getting stiff.

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Oh, but of course, my dear.
The Joker is nothing if not magnanimous.

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How about me?

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Well, my generosity does not extended
to overweight matrons, madam.

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Joker, that's not very nice.

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Well, we artists are not required
to be nice. Only talented.

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Oh, speaking of which, my latest creation
should have completed its work by now.

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What a beautiful sight. Beautiful.

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Oh, what magnificent,
beautiful red blood Boy Wonder had.

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Has, Joker. That's not blood.
That's some of your red paint.

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My beautiful red blood is still inside me,
no thanks to you.

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Go! Get them!

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Aah!

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Baby Jane, those philistines in there
intend to do me bodily harm.

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You've got to stand by me.

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After you tied me up
and tried to steal my art collection?

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But I couldn't help myself, my dear.
I'm an artist.

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Oh, I have a desire for things of beauty.
Beauty's irresistible to me.

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Oh, that's why I'm so attracted to you,
my dear.

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- Really?
- Oh, I swear it, on a stack of blue boys.

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Thank you. But I had to let him
knock me around a little bit.

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We don't want these crooks to make any
connection between Bruce Wayne and Batman.

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Gosh, that's right, but it's sure a
tough way to throw them off the track.

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Fortunately, I'm in good condition.

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But we still have to round up the leader
of these artistic failures. Come on.

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I did it all for art, Baby Jane.
All for art.

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Can you doubt that I'm a great artist
after seeing my paintings?

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Your paintings were impressive, Joker.

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Certainly not the work of an ordinary mind.

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Aah! Stay away from me.

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That juvenile delinquent
has no appreciation for fine art.

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- Baby Jane, you're not going to protect him.
- He's just a misguided artist, Robin.

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And we're going to re-guide him,
straight to the Gotham State Penitentiary.

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But the art collections haven't been
delivered yet, so he hasn't stolen anything.

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And as for the kidnapping,
I for one refuse to press charges.

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And as for them, they're all worn out
from climbing the social ladder.

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While I alone, with my filthy rich Daddy's
money and prestige...

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am in a position to keep them
from reaching the top.

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Well, I certainly wouldn't press charges,
Baby Jane.

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It won't help you, Joker.
Bruce Wayne will press charges.

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- He was born on top of the social ladder.
- Yes, I am reasonably secure socially.

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However, if Baby Jane
thinks the Joker is simply misguided...

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I must defer to her judgment.

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You're a sweetie, Brucie.

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And now I have my very own artist
to play with.

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- I am at your command, my dear.
- Come on, you big hunk of genius.

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Ta-ta, Boy Bungler,
and tell your chicken-hearted partner...

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that if I catch him on the street,
I'll run him out of town. Ha-ha-ha!

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- Why didn't you press...?
- Let's untie the ladies first, Boy Wonder.

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Oh, thank you so much, Robin.
Mr. Wayne, thank you.

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Why didn't you press charges?

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It's dangerous. You and I have been
seen together often enough as it is.

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Letting him go. He's not only free,
but he thinks Batman's afraid of him.

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Don't worry, Joker won't be
under that delusion for long.

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NARRATOR". Presently in the handsome mansion
of Baby Jane's filthy rich father...

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Do have some more chicken, Joker.
You need your strength.

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I could exist on two grapes
and a thimble of water.

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But my muse, my muse is starving.

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More chicken for the Joker's muse.

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Tell me, Joker, where do you get
your ideas for your paintings?

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Ah, inspirations, my dear, from my muse
and from beautiful admirers.

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If only I could feel
that I'd inspired a great work of art.

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Oh, don't worry, my dear.
You Will, you will. Ah!

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A message from my muse.

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- What does it say?
- Ah! Clear the table.

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- Paint. Bring me paint.
- Charles, you heard the Joker.

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Never mind, I brought my own. Ha-ha-ha.

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Ah, yes. Thank you. Ha-ha-ha.

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Whoo! Ah, ha-ha-ha.

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Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

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Whoo! Oh, magnificent, magnificent.

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Magnificent. Look at that. Magnificent.

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Never seen anything so beautiful
in my life.

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What a magnificent artist I am.

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Ooh, a veritable masterpiece.
All right, boys, go to work on it.

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But, Joker, that's a
priceless antique table.

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Out with the old, in with the new.

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- Joker, they're destroying it!
- Oh, not destroying, my dear. Creating.

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Look at it this way. You're not losing
a table, you're gaining a masterpiece.

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- I see you removed the stain, Alfred.
- Yes, sir.

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The Batnaphtha finally did the trick.

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Now I can start returning
the signs I removed from the Bat-poles.

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What about removing Joker?

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We must anticipate Joker's next move
and be there waiting for him.

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How can you predict
what a kook like that will do?

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The criminal mind, erratic as it is, nevertheless
has certain characteristic patterns.

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For instance,
Joker has begun an artistic caper.

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I suspect he'll continue it.

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And he can count
on Baby Jane Towser's help.

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Yes, I'm afraid he's completely bamboozled
that poor girl...

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and I'm sure he'll try to use her.

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The question is, how?

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Think of it, my dear.
You'll be tell your grandchildren...

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that you witnessed the turning point
of 20th century art.

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These paintings should be in the Louvre.

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Or in the Gotham City Museum.

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There's no room in the Gotham City Museum.
It's filled up.

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Yes. And with what?
A lot of dusty relics of the past.

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Outworn and outmoded.

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No, we'll go down there tonight and replace
those old relics with my brand new paintings.

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- But we can't do that, Joker.
- Why not?

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Don't you think my paintings
are good enough?

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After all, they were once
your very valuable antique dining table.

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Of course your paintings
are marvelous, but...

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Then it's all settled.

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I happen to know that your filthy rich
daddy has a special founder's key...

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to the Towser Wing of the museum.
- Yes, he does, but...

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Do you want your genius, me,
to find another inspiration?

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Oh, no.
Joker, I must always be your inspiration.

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Then go get Daddy's key.

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The Towser Wing of the museum
is being renovated this week.

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Which will make it all the easier
for us to make our little, uh, exchange.

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Alfred should be finished shortly, Robin,
and we can put our little plan into effect.

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The Batphone.

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- Yes, commissioner.
- The Joker's been too quiet, Batman.

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I'm worried. A whole day
and nothing's happened.

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That larcenous phony has something
under his hat besides his head.

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- Yeah.
- The chief is right.

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Robin and I would like
to handle this ourselves.

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Especially since Joker
has been spreading ugly rumors about me.

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Whatever you think best...

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but no one could believe for a second that
you're afraid of that cackling cutpurse.

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Thank you, commissioner.

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The chief and I won't move
until we hear from you.

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I hope that won't be too long,
commissioner.

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And tell Chief O'Hara...

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that Robin and I have something
in our pockets besides our hands.

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Right.

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I'm all through, sir.

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Let's have a look, Alfred.

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I've done my best.

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Fine, Alfred.

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NARRATOR". And that night in the Towser
Wing of the Gotham City Museum...

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There. Now all the world
can see what a genius I am.

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- And what an inspiration I am and my table.
- Oh, of course, my dear.

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Joker, what are you gonna do with all the
dusty old relics that used to hang here?

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Ah, that junk?
I'll take it to the city dump and burn it.

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Now, be a good girl and go and get
another one of my masterpieces.

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Careful, you dolt. Those paintings
are priceless. How many are left?

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- This is the last one, Joker.
- Have you loaded them onto the truck?

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All but this one.
Where should we take them?

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To the last place where the Gotham
City Police expect us to go.

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- Our old studio.
- Right. Ha-ha-ha! Get going, boys.

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- Here's another masterpiece.
- Ah!

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Won't the museum directors be surprised?

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Ooh! Hoo, hoo!
They'll be overjoyed, my dear.

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Let me see that.
There's a good place over there.

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Handle them carefully, boys.
There's 10 million under those blankets.

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Well, I can't understand you,
my dear, if you mumble.

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Well, you're almost as bad as my muse.
I could never understand her either.

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Well, art styles change,
but crime goes on forever.

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Is that why I'm tied up?
After all I've done for you?

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Been your biggest booster?

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Friendship ends when real felony
finally takes over. Ha, ha.

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Mm. Keep an eye on her.

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- Commissioner Gordon.
- Working nights, commissioner?

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- Joker.
- Joker?

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I've decided to give you
a present, commissioner...

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for being so nice to me all these years.

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If you're trying to offer
me a bribe, Joker...

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A bribe? Oh, don't be ridiculous.

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I intend to present you...

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with the entire Renaissance collection
of the Gotham City Museum as a gift.

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Renaissance art collection? How did you...?

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Never mind how, commissioner.
I've got it and I'm giving it to you.

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Now, isn't that nice of me?

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Of course there's a slight delivery charge,
about $10 million.

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Payable within an hour
or I burn the entire collection.

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When Batman gets his hands on you...

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Batman? Ha! That Cowardly Creep?

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He's so scared of me he doesn't dare
come out of his Batcave.

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You might as well forget help
from Batman, commissioner...

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and start thinking of my 10 million.

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- Good evening, Joker.
- Oh!

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Oh, Batman, you're on the line too.

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Well, ha-ha-ha.

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- Oh, hiding out in the commissioner's office?
- I hope you don't mind, Joker.

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Oh, you better stay inside, Batboob,
because if I catch you outside...

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I'm going to pin your pointed ears back,
do you hear?

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Of course, Joker.
What's this I hear about stolen paintings?

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Oh, I have dozens of them,
and each one an old master.

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- You don't say.
- Yes, I do say.

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You Caped Clotpoll.
You switched paintings on me.

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These are nothing
but kindergarten drawings.

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Naturally. And even a kindergarten mind
could have anticipated your every move.

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This caper was even more obvious
than most.

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You can say that over the phone, Batman, but
if I had you here, I'd pound you to a pulp.

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Start pounding, Joker.

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It's music to me ears.

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It is, Chief O'Hara. It is indeed.

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Beautiful. Beautiful.

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Oh, it's horrible, horrible.

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Oh, while the Dynamic Dimwits are flapping
my flunkies, I'll make my escape.

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But first a trip to Bruce Wayne's house
to pick up some quick cash...

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so I can hide out for few months.

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And get even with that rich fink
for quitting my kidnap keeper this morning.

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He's gone.

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Knowing the Joker's need for cash
and his dislike for Bruce...

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- You think he's headed for Wayne Manor?
- I'm sure of it. Come on, to the Batmobile.

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- Where's Bruce Wayne?
- Mr. Wayne is not at home, sir.

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Too bad. I'll get my revenge later.

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Right now, I'll settle for cash.
Where's the safe?

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My duties do not include
aiding and abetting thievery.

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Oh, no?

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- I see.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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This way, sir.

227
00:19:32,196 --> 00:19:33,489
Please be calm, madam.

228
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One peep out of you
and I'll blow your head off.

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- Where's the safe?
- Over there.

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- Oh, my, you poor little thing.
- Behind the picture, sir.

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There's no safe there. Aah!

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Alfred, be careful.
The Joker's an arch-criminal.

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- I know, madam, but a very poor fencer.
- You Anglo-fink, I'll smash you to smidgens.

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May I point out that smidgens
is a childish effusion...

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which should have no place
even in so poor a vocabulary as yours, sir.

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Stand back. Stand back, I say, or I'll...

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- Aah? What's this?
- Don't touch that.

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Ah, ha! A secret passage.

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- Alfred, what's happened?
- The Joker tripped the Bat-pole switch...

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and mistook this for a secret passage.
- He's down in the Batcave.

241
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He didn't quite make the Batcave,
Master Robin.

242
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- Then where is he?
- I believe he should be arriving presently.

243
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Emergency Bat-pole elevator.
Fast thinking, Alfred.

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Thank you, sir.

245
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:04,830
Someone get me off this crazy dumbwaiter.
I can't breathe!

246
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Joker says he can't breathe, Alfred. Why
don't you give him some breathing space?

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With pleasure, sir.

248
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Oh, no! Aah!

249
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It's lucky you didn't get around
to washing our other costumes...

250
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or Joker might have found himself
wearing a Bat-costume.

251
00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:26,059
I think we better see
about Baby Jane Towser.

252
00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:28,353
Alfred, it looks like
you can handle things.

253
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I believe everything is well in hand, sir,
and the young lady's in the living room.

254
00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:37,696
Now, now, Ms. Towser, it wasn't your fault.

255
00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:41,325
Anyone could be misled
by the Joker's slick talk.

256
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But I was so gullible, Mrs. Cooper.

257
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Oh, Batman and Robin,
thank heaven you're here.

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- Is Alfred all right?
- Yes, he's just fine, Mrs. Cooper.

259
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:54,755
Batman, I'm so sorry
for all the trouble I've caused you.

260
00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:58,133
It was an honest mistake, Baby Jane.
No one blames you for it.

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I blame myself.

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It'll be a long time before anyone
catches me in another art gallery.

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It'll be an even longer time for Joker.

264
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:12,356
- By the way, where is Joker?
- Right now, Joker's having his ups and downs.

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You might say that.

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Help!

267
00:22:18,111 --> 00:22:22,282
Alfred, old pal, have pity. Ho-ho-ho!

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00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,244
We Anglo-finks have a long memory.

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I really shouldn't take pleasure
in another creature's misfortunes...

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but, uh, occasionally one may be forgiven
for a slight twinge of satisfaction.

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00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,478
Of course, there's no telling what the
public is going to like, you know?

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Personally, I never understood modern art.
I've always liked Whistler's Mother.

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- To tell the truth, so have I.
- Shh!

274
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Someone might hear you
and you'd lose a fortune.

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Which would decrease the proceeds to
the Wayne Foundation Free-Nursery School...

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to which Alfred is donating his profits.
- It is the least I could do, sir.

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Especially in view
of the, uh, nature of the paintings.

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00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:18,793
Excuse me,
I think I see a customer ripe for plucking.

279
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,838
I mean, interested in buying.

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I don't understand it at all.
It must be very profound.

281
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Notice the large green blob.

282
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Hmm. Yes, I see what you mean.
Very profound.

283
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:43,234
Well, Alfred, it's not everyone who can
have his first efforts displayed at Park's.

284
00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:44,527
Thank you, sir.

285
00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:49,365
The Joker and his paintings are in prison
and Alfred and his paintings are at Park's.

286
00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:51,201
A rather nice turn of events.

287
00:23:51,409 --> 00:23:56,581
- And very fine paintings they are too, Alfred.
- You really think so, sir?

288
00:23:56,790 --> 00:24:01,294
Oh, indeed I do.
Why, uh, they're masterpieces.

289
00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:03,046
Perhaps you'd like to own one.

290
00:24:04,297 --> 00:24:08,551
Yes, yes, I would,
but, uh, I can't afford the price.

291
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,471
Oh, that's no obstacle, sir.

292
00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:17,018
Allow me to present you with this one
as a token of my esteem.

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Mother machree.

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